The Rubble That Falls Out Of My Brain

I realized I am unprepared for rejection when I actually considered sending this song to someone. We did both like that film, though.

animalstalkinginallcaps:

MS. HANSEN?

Oh my god, what are you? What are you? You are so cute.

I’M DOGTOR BUTTONS, CHIEF CARDIOLOGIST. I’M SORRY, MS. HANSEN, BUT WE WERE UNABLE TO SAVE YOUR MOTHER. WE DID EVERYTHING WE COULD. 

Oh. Okay. That’s fine. You’re the cutest thing I’ve ever seen. Look at you. Just look at you.

YES, JUST LOOK AT ME. I THINK THAT’S BEST. THERE ARE SOME FORMS WE’D LIKE YOU TO FILL OUT, IF YOU DON’T MIND. WE USED TO RECOMMEND GRIEF COUNSELORS BUT NOWADAYS WE BASICALLY JUST HAVE PEOPLE PLAY WITH MY EARS FOR TEN MINUTES. WOULD YOU LIKE THAT?

Oh my god yes. I love you. I love you so much.

I KNOW YOU DO, MS. HANSEN. I LOVE YOU TOO. 

ATKINS, YOU CAN PUT ME DOWN NOW. TELL SUSAN TO BRING THE ORGAN PROCUREMENT FORMS AND COME GET ME WHEN MRS. MITCHELL IS PREPPED FOR THAT BYPASS. 

motherjones:

Many, many movie stars want to tell you: “Hello; is it me you’re looking for?”

This is the best Lionel Richie meme since this one.

(Via)

I’ve replied to every email in the past several hours with this video. Works for every situation. Probably I’ll just make it my work signature.

• me: oh nice, milwaukie
• this tuesday's agenda is looking slim.
• could conceivably make trivia.
• Sent at 4: 20 PM on Friday
• Nicole: YAH
• i will go this time
• there will be no idiots holding me up
• only one idiot
• me
• me: THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE
• Sent at 4: 28 PM on Friday
• Nicole: Molly: THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE
• HAHAHHA
• JEJEJEJJE
• JAJAJAJJA
• i can't take [REDACTED] anymore. i'm cooling off his gchats. i can't hear more about how i'm sad and how he is rich
• there is only so much i can take
• as we said
• there can only be one idiot
• and that idiot is me
• me: ugh, i want to #gchatstatus that or copy and paste it to someone, but there is only [REDACTED] and elliot online. so i can't.
• me: Nicole: i can't take [REDACTED] anymore. i'm cooling off his gchats. i can't hear more about how i'm sad and how he is rich
• there is only so much i can take
• i'll just do the last part
• oooh, but HAHAHAHA #appalachia is so good
• i'll tumbl it instead
• actual first world problems
• SHUT UP MOLLY
• Nicole: hahahahahhahaha
• hahahahhahahahahhaha
• "OH NO!!!!!!!! i can't tumbl this. IM SO MAD. ugh. i'm going to get into my new car and stew."
• Sent at 4: 33 PM on Friday

Penguins playing in the snow at the St. Louis Zoo. Day made. Life made. Penguin love confirmed.

Get ready for our inspirational love quotes book to drop in 2012.

nvcd:

A collaboration with Harbarjay.

Inspired by: “Love isn’t about finding the perfect person. It’s about seeing an imperfect person, perfectly.”

1. Love isn’t finding a perfect person. It’s perfecting a found person.

2. Love isn’t finding a perfect person. It’s settling.

3. Love isn’t about settling for what’s left. It’s about leaving for what’s settled.

4. Love isn’t perfect, but perfect love is.

The Weeknd - What You Need

How many times can I listen to this in a row? I still have not reached the answer.

ancestryinprogress:

oh-itsdana:

This woman.

pretty much.