February 2012
11 posts
Work gchats
:  me:  i think my editor just saw me eating off the floor.
Feb 24th
1 note
I get email
Me: Hi, I hope you enjoyed your long weekend. I hope you took advantage of Washington and Lincoln’s legacy by enjoying free parking all day. I see there is an agenda item on …   Spokesman: I enjoyed the day by dressing up like Abe Lincoln and reciting the Gettysburg Address over and over out on the street corner. Let me see what the deal is with the report …
Feb 21st
I get email from sources
No babay for Molly! Babay killa. hehe
Feb 17th
“When I make it big, lady, I’ma buy you a new toaster. And that’s a...”
–  Kelly on her first act as a millionaire
Feb 16th
Work conversations II
me: skrillex is the worst band name
Kathleen: truth
me: sorry, i am just still confused why dubstep is so popular
Kathleen: i am still confused why you're so popular
jk
you're not popular
Feb 15th
Work conversations
Kelly: Nolite te bastardes carborundorum
Molly: i don't know any spanish
Kelly: It's basically "don't let the bastards get you down" in latin
Molly: oh
Molly: oops
Molly: i did take 4 years of latin
Kelly: holy shit!
Kelly: Smarty pants.
Molly: clearly not
Kelly: oh
Kelly: ok good. i was convinced.
Feb 15th
“nah let’s just eat all of the booze chocolates really quickly”
–  nvcd’s advice on V-Day happy houring.
Feb 15th
1 note
Feb 15th
2,131 notes
“like it’s just a progress report. but it also means you need to work on...”
– - Nicole via gchat More sterling advice on life.
Feb 3rd
Work conversations
Molly: it's not weird to want to play board games with 40 year old marrieds, right? they are just really cool.
Kelly: You're talking to a girl who wants to be buds with a 70-year-old formerly homeless man.
Feb 3rd
“everyone is a bitch after a break up. either they are a cowardly dick —...”
–  Kathleen via gchat Wise lady.
Feb 2nd
January 2012
8 posts
Jan 23rd
Jan 22nd
5,324 notes
“Oh, poor thing!!!! If I had a twitter account - it would say…..”my...”
– — my mom on my appliance woes She’s pretty much the cutest.
Jan 19th
Jan 17th
125 notes
Fridays
me: oh nice, milwaukie
this tuesday's agenda is looking slim.
could conceivably make trivia.
Sent at 4: 20 PM on Friday
Nicole: YAH
i will go this time
there will be no idiots holding me up
only one idiot
me
me: THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE
Sent at 4: 28 PM on Friday
Nicole: Molly: THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE
HAHAHHA
JEJEJEJJE
JAJAJAJJA
i can't take [REDACTED] anymore. i'm cooling off his gchats. i can't hear more about how i'm sad and how he is rich
there is only so much i can take
as we said
there can only be one idiot
and that idiot is me
me: ugh, i want to #gchatstatus that or copy and paste it to someone, but there is only [REDACTED] and elliot online. so i can't.
me: Nicole: i can't take [REDACTED] anymore. i'm cooling off his gchats. i can't hear more about how i'm sad and how he is rich
there is only so much i can take
i'll just do the last part
oooh, but HAHAHAHA #appalachia is so good
i'll tumbl it instead
actual first world problems
SHUT UP MOLLY
Nicole: hahahahahhahaha
hahahahhahahahahhaha
"OH NO!!!!!!!! i can't tumbl this. IM SO MAD. ugh. i'm going to get into my new car and stew."
Sent at 4: 33 PM on Friday
Jan 14th
Jan 14th
2 notes
“I grew up hard and am still hard and I don’t care. I did not choose this...”
– — Margaret Cho via Jezebel Don’t call Margaret Cho ugly.
Jan 12th
Wisdom.
Get ready for our inspirational love quotes book to drop in 2012. nvcd: A collaboration with Harbarjay. Inspired by: “Love isn’t about finding the perfect person. It’s about seeing an imperfect person, perfectly.” 1. Love isn’t finding a perfect person. It’s perfecting a found person. 2. Love isn’t finding a perfect person. It’s settling. 3. Love isn’t about settling for what’s left. It’s...
Jan 4th
2 notes
December 2011
12 posts
Dec 28th
Dec 28th
105,531 notes
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-12-25) →
Arcade Fire (25) Florence + The Machine (21) The Gaslight Anthem (18) Tegan and Sara (12) Brand New (8) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Dec 26th
“I believe that if, at the end of it all, according to our abilities, we have...”
– Roger Ebert: The Essential Man by Chris Jones for Esquire
Dec 26th
Dec 25th
872 notes
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-12-18) →
Beyoncé (8) The Gaslight Anthem (7) Bonnie Raitt (6) Bon Iver (5) My Brightest Diamond (4) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Dec 21st
“Jokes on you, I threw away the knife so it’s just the blood all over my...”
– The oft quotable Neekoll Poopca, once again proving you can say anything in Powell’s.
Dec 18th
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-12-11) →
The Gaslight Anthem (31) Erykah Badu (20) Matt Pryor (18) Drake (18) Florence + The Machine (11) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Dec 15th
If I were a poor black kid who was actually a... →
Dec 13th
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-12-4) →
Anaïs Mitchell (56) Little Dragon (10) Florence + The Machine (5) Trey Songz (5) Drake (5) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Dec 6th
“I don’t expect gay people to prove to me, a straight person, that there’s...”
– WORD (via notevenbovvered )
Dec 5th
5,153 notes
NO FUN GABY DUNN: Things My 19-Year-Old Sister... →
gabydunn: Cheyanne (on seeing an old friend): “And he was like, do you remember me? And I was like, of course I do! You used to be fat!” Me: “Cheyanne!” Cheyanne: “What, Gaby? He knows he was fat!” — Dad’s friend: “Your hair is so blonde now, Chey, but when you were younger your hair was darker.”  
Dec 2nd
23 notes
November 2011
9 posts
“Nothing going on. Fender bender last night. Somebody hit a police car, but it...”
–  my shame immortalized by Oregon City police spokesman via NCVD’s early morning cop calls
Nov 30th
1 note
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-11-20) →
Sigur Rós (34) Jimmy Eat World (15) Kelly Clarkson (10) The Swell Season (6) Counting Crows (5) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Nov 22nd
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-11-13) →
Florence + The Machine (50) Sleigh Bells (24) My Brightest Diamond (17) Tilly and the Wall (16) Yeasayer (16) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Nov 15th
Did 'The Real World' Really Kill MTV? →
Nov 10th
“Joe will mercifully be gone, along with President Spanier. Curley has gone and...”
– Buzz Bissinger via The Daily Beast
Nov 10th
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-11-6) →
Mischief Brew (16) Regina Spektor (12) Deer Tick (12) Laura Gibson (12) Graffiti6 (10) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Nov 9th
Nov 7th
Curse you, Molly Harbarger.
nvcd: It’s your fault that I no longer hate Ke$ha with a passion anymore. She has a dollar sign in her name, for Christ’s sake. I’ll take that as a thank you. You’re welcome. And you’re welcome, Ke$ha. I love you, girl.
Nov 4th
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Nov 4th
362 notes
October 2011
14 posts
Oct 31st
Oct 29th
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-10-23) →
Bayside (11) Ben Folds (6) Young The Giant (5) Ben Folds Five (4) Britney Spears (3) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Oct 26th
Bad timing
Yesterday I replaced a photo with an ex in it only for the replacement photo to be of a new ex by the end of the day.
Oct 25th
Oct 25th
499 notes
Some people know exactly the right thing to say
Wash your hair in green tea. You love green tea. Whenever you are sad tomorrow you can just smell your hair and be like “tea!” and smile. Just a thought. - Kathleen Pointer via email
Oct 25th
Oct 24th
Really earnest questions
nvcd: “Is there any place we can go where we won’t have fun?” No.
Oct 23rd
gabydunn: Everyone’s wearing purple today so the bullies can’t find us in the crowd, right?
Oct 21st
“this is the risk. you find the most awesome person you know and you’re...”
– Kathleen via gchat
Oct 20th