February 2012
12 posts
“now iiii’mm not plugged into all this lesbian business, but a pretty...”
–  grampa nicole
Feb 29th
Work gchats
:  me:  i think my editor just saw me eating off the floor.
Feb 24th
1 note
I get email
Me: Hi, I hope you enjoyed your long weekend. I hope you took advantage of Washington and Lincoln’s legacy by enjoying free parking all day. I see there is an agenda item on …   Spokesman: I enjoyed the day by dressing up like Abe Lincoln and reciting the Gettysburg Address over and over out on the street corner. Let me see what the deal is with the report …
Feb 21st
I get email from sources
No babay for Molly! Babay killa. hehe
Feb 17th
“When I make it big, lady, I’ma buy you a new toaster. And that’s a...”
–  Kelly on her first act as a millionaire
Feb 16th
I'm not popular
me: skrillex is the worst band name
Kathleen: truth
me: sorry, i am just still confused why dubstep is so popular
Kathleen: i am still confused why you're so popular
jk
you're not popular
Feb 15th
I know Latin
Kelly: Nolite te bastardes carborundorum
Molly: i don't know any spanish
Kelly: It's basically "don't let the bastards get you down" in latin
Molly: oh
Molly: oops
Molly: i did take 4 years of latin
Kelly: holy shit!
Kelly: Smarty pants.
Molly: clearly not
Kelly: oh
Kelly: ok good. i was convinced.
Feb 15th
“nah let’s just eat all of the booze chocolates really quickly”
–  nvcd’s advice on V-Day happy houring.
Feb 15th
1 note
Feb 15th
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“like it’s just a progress report. but it also means you need to work on...”
– - Nicole via gchat More sterling advice on life.
Feb 3rd
New friends
Molly: it's not weird to want to play board games with 40 year old marrieds, right? they are just really cool.
Kelly: You're talking to a girl who wants to be buds with a 70-year-old formerly homeless man.
Feb 3rd
“everyone is a bitch after a break up. either they are a cowardly dick —...”
–  Kathleen via gchat Wise lady.
Feb 2nd