The Rubble That Falls Out Of My Brain

Things said to me today by a best friend

Sun, 27 May 2012 17:30:48 -0500

“Are you taking your shoes off right now like a fucking hippie? UGH.” - on the...

CityFair making the skyline weird. Just like Portland, I hear....

Sat, 26 May 2012 20:05:03 -0500

CityFair making the skyline weird. Just like Portland, I hear. (Taken with instagram)

My first front pager for The O. (Taken with instagram)

Fri, 25 May 2012 15:15:02 -0500

My first front pager for The O. (Taken with instagram)

Molly Harbarger snail

Thu, 24 May 2012 20:03:12 -0500

Molly Harbarger snail: Any day that ends in someone google searching “Molly Harbarger...

K: I FUCKING PUT MY BRA ON INSIDE OUT!

Thu, 24 May 2012 12:17:46 -0500

K: I FUCKING PUT MY BRA ON INSIDE OUT! K: this day. M: hahahahaha M: that's great K: UGH. K:...

Elliot: Being friends with you is kind of like watching Glee, in that you forget they're in Ohio until they throw in an Ohio reference out of the blue.

Thu, 24 May 2012 11:59:43 -0500

Elliot: Being friends with you is kind of like watching Glee, in that you forget they're in Ohio...

Also my most felt feeling

Thu, 24 May 2012 11:19:35 -0500

Kelly: God I hope they didn't cry together.

Sarah: Exactly! I am going to send my professors vaguely worded emails about an unavoidable reason I had to go to California and call it a day. let them assume something

Thu, 24 May 2012 11:18:08 -0500

Sarah: Exactly! I am going to send my professors vaguely worded emails about an unavoidable reason...

Nicole: APPROPRIATE APPROPRIATE

Wed, 23 May 2012 16:36:36 -0500

Nicole: APPROPRIATE APPROPRIATE stop masturbating in my culture me: ew, dude. Nicole: ...

cordjefferson: Believed to be the last three cans of original...

Wed, 23 May 2012 01:16:14 -0500

cordjefferson:

Believed to be the last three cans of original recipe Four Loko on the Hawaiian islands.

Thank goodness people are documenting this. We can start a network. I am pretty sure I have the last four in Oregon.

My first pie attempt. Looking pretty sexy, if I do say so...

Mon, 21 May 2012 17:34:00 -0500

My first pie attempt. Looking pretty sexy, if I do say so myself. (Taken with instagram)

Kelly: Maybe you wiped grease on your neck while eating greasy food?

Mon, 21 May 2012 14:18:21 -0500

Kelly: Maybe you wiped grease on your neck while eating greasy food?

Nicole: it's okay. you are just stupid

Mon, 21 May 2012 14:16:38 -0500

Nicole: it's okay. you are just stupid it is how you were born

Newest additions to the home. Some local art and a past...

Wed, 16 May 2012 17:12:18 -0500

Newest additions to the home. Some local art and a past campers’ rendering of me as an octopus. (Taken with instagram)

Kelly : Get the hell out and enjoy the mild weather andsunshine.

Wed, 16 May 2012 12:24:48 -0500

Kelly : Get the hell out and enjoy the mild weather andsunshine. Molly : hahaha Molly : i love...

me: someone is running around clackamas county with no pants

Tue, 15 May 2012 19:04:14 -0500

me: someone is running around clackamas county with no pants Kelly: How is that news? I do that...

Elliot: I had typed "holy shit" here

Tue, 15 May 2012 19:03:55 -0500

Elliot: I had typed "holy shit" here but I have no idea what that was in reference to or how long...

"This is an embarrassment to sport and to religion, the functional equivalent of bleeding statues and..."

Tue, 15 May 2012 13:24:09 -0500

“This is an embarrassment to sport and to religion, the functional equivalent of bleeding...

"It is obvious: we are clearly NOT in consensus. I believe The United Methodist Church will continue..."

Mon, 14 May 2012 22:55:00 -0500

“It is obvious: we are clearly NOT in consensus. I believe The United Methodist Church will...

Reunited and rocking with my girl Stella. (Taken with instagram)

Sun, 13 May 2012 16:45:59 -0500

Reunited and rocking with my girl Stella. (Taken with instagram)